Sunday, September 28, 2014

I have absolutely no idea the part that John Wayne and his potluck dinner played in the deal

I had one of those dreams Friday night where it ended with locking a kid in a room for the rest of his life and everyone screaming I hate you.  And in the room there were endless amounts of glass doors and windows where he and I could still see out into the w…
Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Where's the still, Otis?

A follow up is always in order for some stories.  ... remember last week when kid 2 and I had a parental exchange about his negativity when he said the garage door was gonna fall on him and smash him flat?  Turns out the kid is indeed still negative, but h…
Saturday, September 20, 2014

And sometimes we just need a little luck to encourage us to keep looking

Monday.  It was one of those days where I explained to husband in complete detail the after school plan of attack...for me to go ahead and move forward to the barber with kid 3 followed by getting on the waiting list at the flu shot clinic across the street. …
Sunday, September 14, 2014

Don't steal. Don't do drugs. And DO NOT pick up loose women.

“You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're dark.  
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?”��…
Monday, September 8, 2014

Remember in the old Bible movies where Moses comes down from the mountain to find the Israelites dancing and writhing half naked? ... that's what this is like

(Preface to the story....I wrote this last night on a tired and weary Sunday evening with an undertone of tears.  I think mostly from breathing too many paint fumes at a cub scout meeting.... and no they do not condone paint fume breathing in scouts.  We were…
Friday, September 5, 2014

So thank you fireman Dave for scaring the bejeesus out of the 11 year old

Sometimes I write things on here just because I saw or heard it... like today I saw a pink dog.   And I like that I can say whatever the heck I want to on here because it's mine.  See how I added the heck part?  Because it's flavorful and I want t…