Sunday, December 18, 2016

A colonoscopy made him think of me... a Christmas message

To spread some Christmas cheer, let me give you a list of things that make me the most Scrooge-like.  

1.  When Kid 2 uses all the hot water in the shower and I only get to shave my left leg before the water turns icy cold.  

2.  When people get so Christmas cr…
Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Some days it's more of a mountain.....

Y'all.  Okay, so I posted a quick Thanksgiving review a while back.  And every bit of it was true because I absolutely did go fishing and found that fish adore smoked sausage and brisket as bait.  That was my top secret fish technique in the family fish-a…
Sunday, December 4, 2016

Oh, there you are. There's the girl I've waited a lifetime to become.

I guess the funniest thing about our Thanksgiving trip was when the entire 15 of us played charades.  When it was my turn, the topic was barbecued ribs.  Which I don't eat and thus didn't know how to act out because of it.  Anyway, I chose to focus on…
Monday, November 28, 2016

typing something out really quick so y'all don't think I'm dead

First of all, I am wounded and a little mad about the whole thing.  And I couldn't type to save my life for about a week.  It's a high level deltoid strain, and I'm thinking even possibly a tear.  But I swore off doctors years ago when that young …
Sunday, November 20, 2016

But I can't

THIS is happening right down the street from us.  


Y'all,.... in the very next block;  and we're about to have a stretch of several just like it right there with it very soon.  The picture doesn't do it justice.  Add about 3 more stories to the con…
Sunday, November 6, 2016

She's Still Got It.... says the strange man at the eye doctor

Okay everyone.... look around and note the beauty that is my new blog.  Then breathe in the clean, white space air and explore the entire page.  If you're on your laptop you'll see a big giant picture of me.  I actually think this one accentuates my y…
Wednesday, October 26, 2016

desperate times call for desperate measures.... says me every dang day.

Happy Anniversary, Fireman Dave, now can you go pick up three picnic tables I just found outside at a restaurant and take them to the school?  Then take me to lunch to celebrate our love?

And he said yes to both.  Which, in short, explains how we've been m…
Sunday, October 16, 2016

Enough is enough. Volume whatever.

This week is another bullet point week, probably with it's fair share of poor grammar and typing errors.  And right now, that's perfectly okay with me. 
Where oh where to begin....

Monday:  

Taught 4 classes, got my flu shot, and found out I had to atte…
Wednesday, October 5, 2016

This I know for sure... nothing is easy

I wrote this post last week for the church.  Actually, that's a complete lie.  I wrote most of those words two years ago and saved it in the draft folder of my blog - for a rainy day.  Last week was that rainy day because I had nothing else to give and th…