Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Sunday, December 18, 2016

A colonoscopy made him think of me... a Christmas message

To spread some Christmas cheer, let me give you a list of things that make me the most Scrooge-like.  

1.  When Kid 2 uses all the hot water in the shower and I only get to shave my left leg before the water turns icy cold.  

2.  When people get so Christmas cr…
Monday, December 16, 2013

No Gifts for You !

I can be a little like Scrooge at Christmas.  Or maybe more like the Grinch... all green and ugly and ready to steal the roast beast from little children.  At least my husband and boys think so -  because David says every year.... EVERY year, I get all frustr…
Friday, December 13, 2013

Watch me, Mama....

Watch me, Mama....  Kid 3 said to me as he played ping pong at the YMCA last night.  We were waiting for big brother to finish karate class.  I had already been up there for hours earlier that day at work, and now back for the evening  -  But this time I foun…
Friday, December 6, 2013

Is Santa Real? We're in a pickle it seems... as we say here in Texas

So it's exactly 19 days till Christmas and I have a tree with no lights or decorations and not a single gift bought.  And we're iced in and going nowhere  - housebound with a scared dog and a grumpy 13 year old.  Trees are falling all around us and…
Wednesday, December 4, 2013

I finally get it.... the season of waiting.

We're usually the last people in the entire world to decorate for Christmas.  And today I totally needed Santa's full staff of elves to get it started.  Turns out the house isn't quite so festive when it's just dirty.  It looked like the pig f…