Thursday, January 22, 2015

Turn around baby Sam and let Mommy write her last thoughts and wishes on your diaper in case we don't make it out of here alive

I spent the weekend smelling like wood smoke, Arkansas and fried food.  And my hands and face are swollen like I lived the high life for days when really I just couldn't sleep for 2 nights in a row and ate bacon for breakfast.

Because husband planned a las…
Wednesday, January 14, 2015

I do not write a porn blog, y'all

Coffee, tea or me?  And I had to laugh when my husband suggested that be my answer to him for most everything...

But it did appeal to my inner domestic diva in all it's hostess glory and I could hardly contain myself.  Because...SO EXCITED.... it is Januar…
Monday, January 5, 2015

Go to sleep in peace... God is awake.

If this were a fashion blog I would report to you that super low cut cleavage is in for 2015.  Only for women.  Men do not attempt.  But according to Glamour Magazine, you should never forget the double sided tape or you could be crossing over into peepshow t…
Thursday, January 1, 2015

Singing the praises of God through our lives each day. Wouldn't that be a great way to start the new year?

I figured I better touch base after last week's post appeared to be borderline desperate/depressing.  I've worried y'all may have thought I had a nervous Christmas breakdown.  But I'm fine, other than a big case of sitting on the couch movie o…