Sunday, June 25, 2017

There are zero carbs in birthdays

It's summer and there are dishes everywhere.  And food.  And cheese wrappers by the dozen, found in chair cushions and under things and just wherever someone decided to eat some cheese.  I never knew there were so many cheese eating choices.

And Fireman Da…
Sunday, June 11, 2017

Well slap with me with some perspective and understanding....

Well Hello there and welcome to summer - where my house is already filthy, the dog isn't feeling so well and I've got to find more stuff for the boys to do.  I did, however,  finally get a new dishwasher and that may be just enough reason to throw a p…
Tuesday, May 30, 2017

I am qualified for not many things, but can burlesque dance, sort of, and that might be worth something

I don't know how many people asked me how my weekend was.  Lots.  Plenty.  Because turns out people are polite and I know they really they just want a polite reply in return - but my REAL answer is that I hate holidays.  All of them.  And I especially hat…
Thursday, May 18, 2017

Dear God, please do things the way I want them to be done. Amen.

Kristi, you must've grown up in the 60's.THIS, actually said to me yesterday in aqua aerobics class by a man that obviously has no clue.  Seems like the music I chose to remind my class of their glory days was a big ol' signal for him to start gue…